Petition to get Kendall into acting

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

halfguardaroundtheworld:

Specifically Martial Arts movies, I wanna see you in a “kickboxer” like movie, you know the old school MA movies, or even the bruce lee style stuff

So building-an-unstoppable-fist, when you gonna audition?

if we get this up to 20 likes, I’ll consider it.


If the signs were mythological creatures:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

lexliftlove:

Aries: Werewolf
Taurus: Hell hound
Gemini: Doppelgänger
Cancer: Banshee
Leo: Fairy
Virgo: Angel
Libra: Nymph
Scorpio: Siren
Sagittarius: Ghost
Capricorn: Mermaid
Aquarius: Vampire
Pisces: Shapeshifter

EVerytime some zodiac shit comes up I never like Cancers description, NEVER.

Mine says mermaid. I can accept this.


michaelsocha:

I’ve been thinking about the crossover tour a lot. I’ve even had dreams about it. It’s just this whole different world for us, you know? We’ve been working for this ever since we were kids. I guess I’m a little scared. Are they gonna love me, mama?
Yes, mija. They’re going to love you.

Selena (1997)

Childhood.

I remember distinctly when the real Selena died. We had moved to Atlanta and came by to Texas on spring break and half the cars had “We love you Selena” and things like that. We had no idea until then since Tejano was non-existent there at the time.

Jennifer Lopez was okay in the movie. But Edward James Olmos played the dad!

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headlikealamb:

asktoothless:

izziesworldofizzie:

kathryndec:

bootydestroyer:

captjackfrost:

notadangirl:

luckyspike:

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

now i regret having never watched futurama

One of the many reasons futurama is my favorite show

This and the Fry’s dog episode are only a few episodes apart. Marathoning Futurama is an emotional rollercoaster.

Dont even get me started on the last ever episode

and fuck you

This is my favorite show. The dog episode though; man I can’t even watch it. Ugly tears.

(via pricklylegs)


Child left for a week to go see his dad; boyfriend went to class. 

NO PANTS PARTY!


derpycats:

Do you even lift, bro?

derpycats:

Do you even lift, bro?

(via rubyreed)


My future mother in law is Maggie Smith’s character.

(via pricklylegs)


Gotcha.

(via texassass)


emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

(via texassass)


My convos with my brother are frequently like this.

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building-an-unstoppable-fist:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

acceber74:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

dynastylnoire:

tashabilities:

the-goddamazon:

regretandchinesefood:

missauset:

aintralph:

sharkyinterest:

uglysaiah:

litostarr:

This is why females are dominating males

real shit ^

In defense …the back is sometimes hard to get for some of us. & if bae is willing to help why not.

Doing hair for your girl is her dominating you? Damn. I can’t make sure she look straight. Am I dominating her if I let her do my line?

^

My bf helped me put in my marley locs and fuck you if you think it’s “unmanly” or whatever fuckshit you’ve got programmed into your mind

I used  to date a guy who helped me flat iron my hair. And he had learned how to braid while in prison so he braided my hair too.
Did that make him any less manly? Hell nawl. He still blew my back out and made me pancakes in the morning. Sheeeiiiit.
I’mma add that to the list of “must-haves”.

I got 3 sisters and a mama. My daddy used to put in ALL our relaxers.We’d be in the kitchen, Soft & Beautifulin it up, one after the other, And back when we used relaxers as a barometer of beauty, OUR SHIT WAS LAID.FOH with that qualifying masculinity shit.

ankhs and fuck boys always looking for a reason cry emasculation. If she was helping him with his line up you’d be going on and on about how great this earth is.

the same ones who sit in their mama’s basements with no girlfriend

Hmmmm….y’all some weak ass “men” if all it take to “dominate” you is a flat iron and hair grease. 
Who knew?

If you love her you’d pop a pimple in spots she can’t reach. I cut my lady’s hair for years. And it made my dick hard every time.

Yep pretty much all of this. 
also “ankhs and fuckboys” LMFAO, that shit is golden.

Wow. My boyfriend used to work in special effects and I guarantee he could do my makeup better than I can. My dad had three daughters (me and my two stepsisters), and my brother, and he HAD to learn this stuff. My stepsisters are also half black so he had these three mixed girls, with three different hair types to deal with. It was awesome.

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

acceber74:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

dynastylnoire:

tashabilities:

the-goddamazon:

regretandchinesefood:

missauset:

aintralph:

sharkyinterest:

uglysaiah:

litostarr:

This is why females are dominating males

real shit ^

In defense …the back is sometimes hard to get for some of us. & if bae is willing to help why not.

Doing hair for your girl is her dominating you? Damn. I can’t make sure she look straight. Am I dominating her if I let her do my line?

^

My bf helped me put in my marley locs and fuck you if you think it’s “unmanly” or whatever fuckshit you’ve got programmed into your mind

I used  to date a guy who helped me flat iron my hair. And he had learned how to braid while in prison so he braided my hair too.

Did that make him any less manly? Hell nawl. He still blew my back out and made me pancakes in the morning. Sheeeiiiit.

I’mma add that to the list of “must-haves”.

I got 3 sisters and a mama. 

My daddy used to put in ALL our relaxers.

We’d be in the kitchen, Soft & Beautifulin it up, one after the other, 

And back when we used relaxers as a barometer of beauty, 

OUR SHIT WAS LAID.

FOH with that qualifying masculinity shit.

ankhs and fuck boys always looking for a reason cry emasculation. If she was helping him with his line up you’d be going on and on about how great this earth is.

the same ones who sit in their mama’s basements with no girlfriend

Hmmmm….y’all some weak ass “men” if all it take to “dominate” you is a flat iron and hair grease. 

Who knew?

If you love her you’d pop a pimple in spots she can’t reach. I cut my lady’s hair for years. And it made my dick hard every time.

Yep pretty much all of this.

also “ankhs and fuckboys” LMFAO, that shit is golden.

Wow. My boyfriend used to work in special effects and I guarantee he could do my makeup better than I can.

My dad had three daughters (me and my two stepsisters), and my brother, and he HAD to learn this stuff. My stepsisters are also half black so he had these three mixed girls, with three different hair types to deal with. It was awesome.


Not entirely true for Texas. Some districts do in fact teach safe sex and I have many friends, both as students and teachers, who have discussed this. Whether people choose to heed the advice it or not is one thing.

Not entirely true for Texas. Some districts do in fact teach safe sex and I have many friends, both as students and teachers, who have discussed this. Whether people choose to heed the advice it or not is one thing.

(via pricklylegs)


irontemple:

walkinthegl0w:

Leonardo DiCaprio’s Filmography So Far

2002 Leo makes me hard

(via adr0itness)


adr0itness:

theebuffbaker:

Oh gosh… I remember this feeling. Sometimes it was so intense I would scream.

ewewewewewewewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I did not get quite this far in mine since he was 2 months early. Aliens!!!!!


happyhagfish:

rhamphotheca:

Wisconsin Is Getting Smothered by Millions of Horny Mayflies

Close your mouth while looking at these photos, or a bug might fly in.

by John Metcalfe

This storm-cloud-looking apparition is actually a massive swarm of mayflies, an “emergence" of them, to get all Lovecraftian. Mayfly nymphs spend a year or two in the water (in this case, the Mississippi River) munching on organic decay.

Then, when summer arrives, they take flight en masse and proceed to make sweet bug love before immediately going back to the water to lay eggs and die.

This year’s emergence was so large people were comparing it to the last Biblical-style, one in 2012. If you don’t recall that stunning example of life’s majesty…

(read more: CityLab)

photographs via: La Crosse NWS

NO.

WHY IS HE TOUCHING THE BUGS?

I know they can’t hurt you but ahhh.

(via pricklylegs)